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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, 'Congrats'!
But none of them comes and touches the man's 'dick and says "Well done"!

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters!

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What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?
It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity!

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What's the difference between an Umbrella and a Blouse?
UMBRELLA - you press and open;
BLOUSE - you open and press

Enjoy the monsoon with press and open or with open and press. Choice is yours, either ways you'll get wet!


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