Difference between an ATM and an ITEM:
You put it inside and take out money, that's ATM;
And you give money and then put it inside, that's ITEM!
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A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
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Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to speak!
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Teacher: What is Re-Cycling?
Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts!
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You put it inside and take out money, that's ATM;
And you give money and then put it inside, that's ITEM!
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A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I'm attractive to the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
Vagina: That's nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex, that's why I am the greatest.
.
.
.
.
.
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to speak!
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Teacher: What is Re-Cycling?
Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts!
Restricted Jokes1
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